What Folks Are Saying About
You're Sick. Deal With It.

Here's what some fictitious folks are saying about this uplifting combination booklet/get-well card. Designed for any adult who needs a humorous boost to their psyche while on the road to recovery.

Thanks for giving me an alternative to all those other self-help books that got me into meditation, imagery, water-diets, and high colonics, without a helluva lot of success. I think laughter was my best medicine. You're Sick did it for me.
PAMELA HEARTLEY
FENLBERG, UTAH

Your Dr. Bonnefiglio should be committed.
HANSON W. MERRIWEATHER
LOS TACOS, NEW MEXICO

Your Dr. Bonnefiglio should be nominated to the Physicians Wall of Fame. Too bad he doesn't have any visible academic credentials.
DR. CARTER P. ZITSKY
FUNKLER, NEW JERSEY

I like the part about the lady who avoided the invasive stomach stapling procedure by opting for Dr. Bonnefiglio's lip stapling alternative. I'm looking into that procedure for—uh—my sister. How do I reach the good doctor?
SALLY AVER-DUPOY
BRONX, NEW YORK

Now that I have You're Sick I can throw out all my sweetness-and-light audio tapes and videos and concentrate on humor. Gives me lots more shelf-space. Thanks.
CHARLIE VENUGA
HENDERSON, S. CAROLINA

As I understand it, these reports are all lifted from confidential files. What about the laws of privacy?
KARL NOFZIGGER
PERTH, SCOTLAND

Everything was going well with my conventional treatment for acid-back-up disease. I had made so much progress my gastrointestinal physician said I'd be able to leave the hospital in one or two days. Then a friend gave me Dr. Bonnefiglio's book. I laughed so hard I ruptured my esphagus. So, I'm still in Intensive Care, but I'm feeling lots better.
SHOSHANNA LEVY
ROSHON LEZION, ISRAEL

Who does he think he is, this Silas Bonnefiglio? I was doing his procedures long before he was born, but I never received any notoriety until I was arrested and convicted for malpractice in 1976. I say, Ha! I was first.
DOUGLAS SCHMATA
FOLSUM PRISON

You tell your Dr. Bonnefiglio he's a smirch on the healthcare profession's escutcheon, whatever that means.
CARLYSLE W. ZECK, M.D.
WORTLEY, MASSACHUSETTS

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