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The Toilets of New York

The definitive guide for anyone visiting the Big Apple with a small bladder . . .
DR. LEONARD FININTIN
FAMOUS N.Y. UROLOGIST

This book gets 4 stars for thoroughness. It told me more than I ever wanted to know about toilets . . .
MS. BLOSSOM L. LINDLEY
FAMOUS N.Y SEX THERAPIST

My wife won't go without it. Literally.
MR. D. L. B.,SALES MGR.
PERSIMMON FALLS, IOWA

One should never stroll the streets of a strange city without clean underwear and a good idea where the next john is . . .
GRANDMA HARKINS
WICHITA HEIGHTS, KANSAS

I bet half the toilets listed in here aren't even around anymore. That's because this goddam guide book is like ten years old. If you gotta go real bad and you rush to the can in the Russian Tea Room, you won't find it. That's because there is no friggin' Russian Tea Room. It vanished years ago.
CAPT. J.D. VEEDIE
U.S. ARMY (RET.)

I didn't buy the book for its toilet appraisals. I wanted to acquire for my private library a world history of toilets, and the author has done his homework, from ancient Egypt to the architects of today's skyscrapers.
SHIRLY DUMPSTER
CLEVELAND, OHIO

As the custodian of an elementary school, I found The Toilets of New York to be fascinating.
CHUCK W. FEEBERHANZ
SANTA CRUZ, CALIFORNIA

What is all the fuss about? Anytime I want to go to New York, I stop drinking liquids three days before my departure, and double up on my dose of anti-diarrhea pills. No book. No problem.
EDWARD VAHUMUS
KLINGSVEITER, VERMONT

This is the book you want to give to someone who's suffering from Crone's Disease. It's twice as much fun as a high colonic, Trust me.
ANNIE BOWELMEISTER
KRUPPS BAY, SOUTH DAKOTA

I bought ten or twelve copies of The Toilets of New York just to give to friends who were planning a trip East. They found it to be very useful. The blank pages at the end could be torn out and used in the absence of toilet tissue. In fact, some of my friends used the whole book that way.
KARL H. DZJIKAC
GRUB HILLS, ARIZONA

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